So for the past three weeks Heather and I have been volunteering in San Francisco Chinamequita. Each Wednesday we head off to teach the children in the community a bit of English but most of the time they just ask us random questions. Like for example how to say "aceituna" in English. When I tell them it's "olive" they quickly start pointing at one of the their classmates and begin to shout, "Olive!"
Apodos or nicknames are big here. I've met people here and started calling them by their nickname, come to think of it I don't think I actually know their names.
Anyway back to the septuagenarian...so on the way back to Soya (I'm getting use to the lingo here, this is the short form of the area I am staying at) I got off the bus from chinamequita and took my regular route home. The buses during rush hour are always full and an older gentleman had the seat next to him free so he made the effort to tap me with his umbrella and offer the seat next to him.
I sat down, the following is the translated transcript of the convo with the Septuagenarian...
Septuagenarian: Hello, it's hot today isn't?
Me: Yes it is...
Septuagenarian: Do you work or study?
Me: Both
Septuagenarian: So what do you think about the financial crisis in El Salvador.
Me: I am not familiar with the situation in this country. But I think it's bad all over the world.
Septuagenarian: It is important to know about the financial situation in your own country.
(At this point I started to explain to him that I was visiting ES but then I noticed he was kind of hard of hearing so I just nodded.)
Septuagenarian: How old are you....28?
Me: No I am not 28...
Septuagenarian: 18 then....
(at this point I told him 26 but he wasn't understanding or hearing me, I kept saying 26 but he kept repeating 23, so I nodded)
Septuagenarian: Are you married?
Me: No
Septuagenarian: Do you like pupusas?
Me: Yes
Septuagenarian: Do you usually eat one or three?
Me: Three
Septuagenarian: Oh you have a great appetite...
(at this point the couple sitting in front of us started kissing)
Septuagenarian: Do you like to kiss?
Me:
(A little scared by the question) Yes I do.
Septuagenarian: Do you kiss nice?
(At this point, I was like this is an old man ....old enough to be my grandpa)
Me: Well, my boyfriend doesn't complain....
Septuagenarian: Well, it is always good to have something to compare to....
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At his point I saw the Pollo Campero which is my signal to get off. When I saw the sign it was like angels were singing, "you will be saved from the Septuagenarian..."
Septuagenarian: So when can I take you out to eat pupusas?
(I quickly got up didn't answer and just told the Septuagenarian, "Que le vaya bien" and jumped off the bus. I didn't even wait for the bus to make a complete stop.)